iamgeorgebush:

Plankton taught me that it is okay to be in love with your computer

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thetorontokid:

robin-scherbatsky:

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

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klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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  • teacher: alright fold your papers in half
  • entire class: hot dog or hamburger
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surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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daanhowell:

someone stop this man 
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tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this
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